TedSpeek

Definition of TedSpeek: Explaining logical facts in as few words as possible.

...like this website. All meat. No fat. No Baloney. Unless you're Vegan. In which case this website would be euphemized as all plant-based protein and no carbohydrates. Is that a great metaphor or what?!

As domains go, QuitChewingTobacco.com pretty much sums up the intention of the manufacturer of their non-tobacco chew (Said in too many words)